Tagged by sober_cannibal .

List 7 habits/quirks/facts.

1. The first time I had hetero sex (p in v) was in June of 2002 when I was 30 years old.

2. I haven’t eaten red meat since Easter dinner of 1994 when I had ham. I was a veggie at that time but I was at a college friend’s house and didn’t want to insult her parents.

3. I’m dyslexic, and didn’t learn to read until I was in 2nd grade.

4. I’ve participated on 3 marches on Washington DC. An anti-war demonstration in 1991, pro-choice in 1992 and gay rights in 1993.

5. My first kiss was with another woman, a girl named Cornelia with a shaved head. It took place in the fall of my sophomore year at college when I was 19 years old.

6. I have over 30 fillings in my teeth, the legacy of teenage bulimia.

7. I have three tattoos—a hop vine right wrist that I got when I was 19 in 1991, a fetus with a rose, a daisy and a lily from it’s umbilical chord that I got in New Mexico (on route 66) in 1994 and a Flutter-Bye/purple haired Fairy on my left shoulder which I got in Evanston, IL in 1997. I have no piercings, not even pierced ears.

The past couple of days have been busy.

Tuesday 01/19/10 was my 38th Birthday.

Because I had quite a few dollars in Barnes and Noble gift cards from “Good-bye to Chicago” and Christmas gifts my Pa-Daddy took me to the nearest Barnes and Noble (an hour and fifteen minutes away in Utica).

While he looked at the antique books and I got a whole bunch of stuff including—

Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Basterds DVD (not Blueray-- I'm still dealing with the conversion from video tape to DVD thank you, I don't need yet another format to deal with).

2 biographical novels about Katherine Parr, both titled The Sixth Wife. The first two volumes of the manga Saiyuki which is highly recommended by my friend Cheryl…

The dark fantasy/horror novel The Red Tree by Caitlin R. Kiernan which comes highly recommended by my friend Geoff….

Just Kids, my idol Patti Smith’s memoir of her life during the late 60’s/early 70’s especially involving her relationship with photographer Robert Mapplethorpe, which has fascinated me for years. Mapplethorpe is best known for chronicling the gay, S&M scene and yet it seems that one of his really formative relationships was with a woman which really messes with notions of hetro and homosexuality……

Books Read
01/21/10- Philip Pullman "The Golden Compass" (2nd reading)
02/08/10- Philippa Gregory "The Wise Woman"

Graphic Novels Read

Movies Watched In Theater

Movies Watched on DVD/Download/TV
01/01/10- The Brothers Bloom
01/08/10- Four Flies On Grey Velvet (2nd Viewing)
01/16/10- Horton Hears A Who
01/10/10- Lovecraft: Fear of the Unknown
01/30/10- 9
02/02/10- Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog
02/07/10- (500) Days of Summer

Television Shows Watched (Completed Season or Series)
01/09/10- Heroes Season 3
01/28/10- Dollhouse Season 1 (2nd viewing- 1st viewing of 13th episode + unaired pilot)

My 2009 List
My 2008 List

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.

I’ll be celebrating the day with my parents and grandmother.

It’ll be the first Christmas I’ve been able to be with them since 2006 so I’m pretty happy about that.

To ozma914

Merry Christmas.

From The Uncanny X-Men #179-- art by John Romita Jr. and Dan Green. Say, isn't it illegal to show a 15 year old character in this state? Apparently not in 1984.

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In lieu of a Christmas card, a little holiday p0rn for anyone who is so inclined. It's posted over at bitterfic, my writing journal.

Author: Bitterfig
Title: Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Fandom: Original
Summary: An R&B chanteuse and a retro-jazz crooner give a new twist to a holiday classic.
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 1238
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit heterosexual sexual content, lite bondage, fem dom.


Baby, It's Cold Outside

I am what you would call hyper conscientious so I don't think I would ever quit a job on the spot... I was absolutely miserable in my last job (as a cashier at Whole Foods) and I gave 6 weeks notice anyway just because I was afraid of inconvenience my co-workers.  

I am so glad I’m no longer living on my own any more.

Yesterday afternoon I went to the library to pick up some books for my grandmother and I must have left the lights on afterwards. When I went to start the car this morning it was dead.

If this had happened to me in Chicago I would have been shit out of luck (as they say). I don’t know what I would have done, probably had to spend a couple $100 getting someone to come from a garage to jump start the car because most of my co-workers bike and most of the other people I know worked out of town and/or were clueless about starting a car. As it was, I was able to call my father and he was able to get the car working again. Really, this is one of those things that I know would have been a horrible situation if I was on my own (thinking of January 2008 when it was really cold and I couldn’t start my car… what a nightmare).

A great link on Top 10 Jewish Comic Characters.

Sadly does not include Kate Kane aka smokin' hot lesbian Batwoman. Still, a very good post.

Inglourious Basterds comes out on DVD today. Here's the review I've been fussing about with since August when I saw it in the theater--

Back in July I watched the film The Boy In the Striped Pajamas about the young son of a Nazi official who befriends a boy his own age interned at the concentration camp his father is in charge of. Reading over reviews of this movie, I found a recurrent complaint—that the Nazi’s were basically British. That is British actors, speaking English accented English. Not long after, looking up reviews of Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie I ran across similar criticism—that German characters were being played by English and American actors speaking in their native accents.

Reading these reviews I remember wondering what level of authenticity would be satisfactory. Was it enough to give German characters German accents? Realistically shouldn’t they speak German with subtitles? Wouldn’t that alienate English speaking audiences?

In its way, Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds came along and resolved these questions. Set in Nazi occupied France during the second World War, Inglourious Basterds not only portrays the different languages that are in play (German, French, English and some Italian) but shows them being wielded like Uma Thurman’s samurai sword in Kill Bill.

In many ways, Inglourious Basterds is not so much an action film as a linguistic film. Critics have called it talky, but that’s sort of the point. It’s about words, about language. The verbal interplay of the characters is as meticulously choreographed as the epic kung fu ballets of Kill Bill.

Yet ironically, the masters of the word in Inglourious Basterds are the Nazis. Christoph Waltz is absolutely stunning as Col. Hans Landa aka “The Jew Hunter”. Speaking German, French, English and Italian he dances verbal circles around all the other characters, from a French dairy farmer harboring Jews to the American commandos of the title.

Nearly as clever as Landa is Major Dieter Hellstrom (August Diehl), the Nazi officer who chances upon the covert meeting being held between German actress Bridget von Hammersmark (Diane Kruger), British film critic/spy Archie Hicox (Michael Fassbender) and the two German speaking Basterds. Although Hicox is fluent in German, Hellstrom detects something amiss with his accent and ultimately reveals him by catching him in a minute faux paus. In the meantime, Hellstrom does a bang-up job playing a twenty questions sort of guessing game. He’s quite something. Did I mention he gets his testicles blown off? And Landa, for all his smarts gets a swastika rather brutally craved into his forehead.

I think that one of the points of Inglourious Basterds, is to cut through the cerebral and linguistic mind games of the Nazis with raw bravado and brutality. Tarantino sums this up nicely with a shot of a Nazi officer’s head being lined up against a baseball bat. Swing batter swing and suddenly the supposed superiority of the Uber men isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. This seems to be what Tarantino wants to do, but I’m not quite sure that it works. The Basterds don’t seem at all heroic, just vicious. They seem to wallow in mayhem for its own sake, enjoying every minute of it. They’re a juvenile fantasy, stupid, brutal and largely incompetent when required to do anything more than bust heads. If the film had just been about them, I wouldn’t have liked it at all. Luckily the film is not so much about the Basterds as it is about a storyline that runs on a collision course with that of the title characters.

So the Basterds have the balls, the Nazi’s have the brains, but the heart and guts of Tarantino’s film belong to a young Jewish woman named Shosanna (Melanie Laurent). The last surviving member of her family (they are in hiding and discovered by Landa) Shosanna reinvents herself as the proprietor of a Paris cinema and becomes involved with Marcel, a black Frenchman.

Shosanna is a woman warrior willing to sacrifice herself for vengeance and to end the war. An amazing, blazing character. Marcel is right beside her, stoic and supporting. They are both the heart of the film, personifications of Tarantino’s love and devotion to women and blacks. Without them there is no film.

That’s the problem with Inglourious Basterds, 90% of it is bravado and theatrics and show. Only a small portion of it seems to be about what it’s about. It’s a fierce, radical film with entirely too much clever padding. As much as I love the scene in the basement bar and Christoph Waltz and his milk and cream and Dieter Hellstrom and King Kong it’s clever, it’s padding. It’s my baby Tarantino being boy rather than a man and cutting to the chase which is Shosanna and film and fire.

Thank you for the snowflake purplefluffycat!

Thanks so much to lawless523 for the virtual snowflake cookie!

I’ve got a job interview at a bank on Tuesday. I’d love it if I were to get a job because I just got a bunch of money from cashing out my Whole Foods 401K plan so if I did have a steady income on the horizon it would be an excuse to buy nice Christmas gifts for my whole family (because I’ve been working low paying McJob I haven’t been able to go all out for Christmas in several years and frankly I would love to. I delight in buying nice presents for people).

I was sick last night and did nothing but lay around and watch back episodes of Criminal Minds on A&E then I went to bed at 9:00 p.m. and slept through till 7:00 a.m. I still felt a little shaky yet this morning so I didn’t go to church for the first time since early October. I did end up helping my grandmother put up some Christmas decorations. She wanted to get it taken care of because last year one of our neighbors (who means well but doesn’t realize how tried she gets) came over and just about wore her out decorating.

This afternoon I’m going to work at putting together some homemade Christmas cards. I have these blank cards that I bought at Target that I’m going to use for the bases then add chocolate brown and pink and aqua Christmas trees.

In preparation for the holidays I’ve also been listening incessantly to Tori Amos’ Midwinter Graces and Ella Fitzgerald’s Ella Wishes You A Swinging Christmas.

Over the past month or so I’ve been getting quasi-obsessed with the television show Heroes. I watched Season 1 (very good) and Season 2 (very bad) on DVD and I’ve also been watching the current Season, 4.

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I just posted an original story, The Manor House over at bitterfic . It's the first original story I've written since fall of 2006 so I'm rather pleased (of course it was based on a dream I had about Inglourious Basterds).

What's In My Bag Meme from fitz_carraldo.



1. My purse. I’ve been using it for about a year and a half since I got is last spring at a “Share Your Stuff” exchange that was held at Whole Foods when I was working there.

2. A $25 Barnes & Noble giftcard—a couple of my co-workers gave it to me at my farewell party right before I left Chicago in September.

3. Chapstick from ALDI’s. Probably toxic.

4. An admissions badge from the Corning Glass Museum where my father and I stopped on our trip back from Chicago.

5. A purple Hello Kitty notepad.

6. My wallet—many years old and a bit overfilled. It’s pink and has the Sanrio character My Melody on it.

7. Bath & Body Works vanilla scented anti-bacterial hand lotion. I can’t use regular anti-bacterial gels because they dry my skin out but this works well.

8. Something my sister got for me this summer at G-Fest (a massive Godzilla collectors show). I think it’s some sort of a cell phone ornament from Japan of a Kewpie in a panda suit.

9. Condoms. Just because I haven’t had sex since 2002 doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be prepared.

10. Pens.

11. A crumpled tissue.

12. A zip-loc snack bag containing 3 quarters. Left over from when I was in an apartment and had to go out to the Laundromat to do my washing every week.

13. My leopard spotted Hello Kitty checkbook.

A couple of days ago I finished reading Jean Plaidy’s Rose Without a Thorn, a historical novel about Katherine Howard (5^th wife of Henry VIII—beheaded) and I’ve just started Cornelia Funke’s Inkdeath, the 3^rd and final novel in her Inkworld trilogy. Inkdeath is going to take me a while to read. It’s 663 pages long and even though it’s a young adult novel the prose is dense and rich like liqueur.

Funke’s Inkworld series is all about books and reading. One of the characters, Fenoglio, is an author who is magically transported into his own book. However another character, Orpheus, has the ability to rewrite Fenoglio’s book and alter the reality therein.

Fenoglio wonders, “…was there any worse fate than having to watch something else twist your own words, adding colorful touches—in very bad taste—to the world you’d made?” Reading this I couldn’t help but feel a twinge of guilt as a writer of fan fiction. Like Orpheus, I delight in messing about with other people’s imagined worlds and adding lurid elements to their stories. I’ve always considered it quite a creative enterprise however Fenoglio’s dilemma does make me look at it from another perspective.

One thing I can take some consolation in is the fact that nothing in the Inkworld series is clean cut. Fenoglio, with his sense of authorship towards the world around him, is a very ambiguous character not nearly so much in control of the world he created as he would like to be.

When I finish Inkdeath, I’ve decided that I’m going to reread Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings trilogy. I read it for the first time back in the fall of 2004 but I really plowed through it, I’d like to go back and do a more leisurely reading taking in more of the details.

About two weeks ago I watched an episode of the television show Criminal Minds for the first time.

I usually avoid police procedural show but I was interested because rock star Gavin Rossdale was guest-starring as a sort of strung-out vampire rock star (not that I’m exactly a Gavin Rossdale fan, but I liked him well enough in Constantine).

Watching the show I ended up being pretty impressed by androgynous boy genius Spencer Reid (Matthew Gray Gubler) so yesterday when I saw there were reruns showing on several channels I ended up watching a couple episodes.

When not ogling Matthew Gray Gubler’s cheekbones, I was pleased to discover that Mandy Patinkin was on the earlier episodes of the show. I’ve had a thing for Mandy Patinkin for about 20 years—when I was in high school I listened obsessively to his recording of the musical Evita. Patinkin was gone in more recent episodes of the show, but I found myself surprised and unexpectedly pleased by another character, an FBI computer technician called Penelope Garcia (Kristen Vangsness).

Now I’ve always loved support staff type characters, from secretaries Marilyn (Northern Exposure) and Elaine (Ally McBeal) to sour techie Chloe (24) but in addition to her behind-the-scenes sort of position the thing about Garcia that really endeared her to me was that she was a female character on a mainstream television show who was not skinny. She was cute and sexy and curvy and plump and voluptuous. I don’t follow a lot of television shows but I honestly can’t think of the last time I saw a not skinny female character. Probably teenaged Sara Rue on Popular (she ended up slimming down for her own show Less Than Perfect).

I’ve watched a grand total of 3 ¾ episodes of Criminal Minds, so for all I know Garcia might be a totally stereotypical “overweight” character who does nothing but provide comic relief talk about diets but I don’t think so. It seemed to me like there was some sort of romantic thing going on between her and FBI agent, Morgan, and generally she seemed like someone who was really competent and well regarded by her peers. I’m really curious now to watch more of the show and she how she’s handled.

A couple super adorable pics of Kristen Vangsness as Penelope Garcia

Tomorrow my grandmother, parents and I are going to be having Thanksgiving dinner at a neighbor’s house.

Given my food issues Thanksgiving is always a little uncomfortable for me but oddly I’m not feeling my usual degree of anxiety this year. I think it helps that I haven’t had to spend the last week dealing with the insanity of holiday crowds at an urban supermarket. Also I don’t have to work on the holiday itself so I’ll have time to relax and do anything I need to do before hand instead of rushing to work at 7:00 a.m. then having to get to a celebration right afterwards like I have the past few years.

Yesterday I went to the dentist for the first time in 12 years (I know it’s been 12 years because the last time I went was right before my little brother graduated from college which would make it 1997).

It’s almost unforgivably irresponsible to let that much time lapse between dental visits. I have lots of excuses. I hate going to the dentist. Because I was bulimic in high school I had to suffer through some extensive dental work when I was in my late teens and early 20’s. Frankly, it was traumatic. Also I haven’t had dental insurance since 1998 and I don’t like paying out of pocket to be subjected to pain.

Before I went for my appointment I was absolutely horrified that my teeth would be in such bad shape I’d need hours of expensive dental work to save them (I have recurring nightmares about losing my teeth). Luckily my teeth were in pretty good shape considering the amount of time it’s been. I’ll need a filling but that’s it. Obviously I’m not looking forward to my follow-up appointment after Christmas but it’s a huge relief to know that my teeth are more or less okay.